James Douglas

He didn’t like golf, tennis or squash. Cricket and Rugby left him at a loss.
He didn’t like crowds, or people, or noise.
He didn’t like to go out to the pub with the boys.
He liked to read books (not Novels of course!).
He never had bet on a dog or a horse.
The fact he was boring was not in doubt, James Douglas in fact didn’t like to go out.